The modern birds and the bees.

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by malthe (Pimply-Faced Youth) on Sunday, 29-Apr-2007 14:20:59

The Modern birds and the bees

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"

You're Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-café.

We sneaked into a secluded room,

I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your Mom agreed to do a download from my harddrive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,

and since it was too late to hit the delete button,

nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said:

"You've Got Male"

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 29-Apr-2007 15:12:06

hahahaha, that's cool!

Post 3 by Rune Knight (Ancient Demon - Darkness will always conquer Light!) on Sunday, 29-Apr-2007 15:54:40

LMFAO!! I liked this so much I put it in a folder on my Desktop and on my Blog on MySpace.

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 29-Apr-2007 16:10:06

<lol>

Bob

Post 5 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Monday, 30-Apr-2007 12:20:58

Hahaha, that's cute.

Post 6 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 30-Apr-2007 13:22:08

That's an interesting way to describe conception. lol